10 Commandments Skit: #9 Flying Bananas

Flying Bananas   Commandment # 9

Special thanks to Wesley Edie, Family Life Pastor at Parklawn Assembly of God for sharing his 10 Commandments skit series with us.

 

Leader: Alright everyone another exciting commandment today.

 

Maggie:  Yeah, so glad I never have struggled with this commandment.

 

Leader: Oh really Maggie? Never?

 

Maggie : Yep, that’s right never ever have struggled with this one.

 

Leader : What is the Ninth commandment?

 

Maggie: Oh, um, well, let’s see…

 

Leader: Kind of thought you might not remember.

 

Maggie: Wait, I know. Thou Shall not do shall thou shall not will not ever ever ever shall not throw bananas at anyone ever, especially in church!

 

Leader: Definitely not Maggie. The 9th commandment is thou shall not lie, and actually it says, that you shall not give false testimony against your neighbor.

 

Maggie: So I can throw bananas in church! Alright then!!

 

Leader : No you can’t. (turns away to not really see who threw the banana and then stops midsentence)

 

Maggie:  Bananas yeah!! (throws the banana at the leader, either missing or hitting)

 

Leader:  Maggie no! You aren’t supposed to throw bananas at people and especially not at church.

 

Maggie: Um, I didn’t do that.

 

Leader: Who was it then, your imaginary friend?

 

Maggie: No, I think it was the salad lady. You know the lady who always tries to get me to eat vegetables and fruit.

 

Leader: Maggie, you are lying now. This is exactly what we are talking about in today’s commandment.

 

Maggie:  Salad ladies who throw bananas?

 

Leader:  No, I’m talking about the fact that you lied.

 

Maggie: Oh, I guess I did. I knew you were mad about me throwing the banana and I figured if you didn’t think it was me maybe I would stay out of trouble.

 

Leader: Yep, that’s how most people start out lying.

 

Maggie: By throwing bananas?

 

Leader: By people trying to stay out of trouble or trying to cover something up.

 

Maggie: I didn’t try to cover something up though… I threw something. There is a difference.

 

Leader: Oh Maggie, I think your confusing yourself even right now.

 

Maggie: I am?

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Leader: Yes!

 

Maggie: No more flying bananas!  Bad banana!

 

Leader:  I think it’s time to hear the lesson.

 

Maggie: Ok. I promise I won’t throw anymore bananas, or strawberries, peach’s, apples, pineapples, or even Kiwi’s.

 

Leader: We get the point!

 

Maggie: Alright no more flying fruit and no talk of salad ladies either, later. Chow baby!

 

Leader: Chow baby. I’m still keeping my eye open just in case.

 

Check out the other skits in the series!

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Ron

Ron is happily married to his best friend, and dad to the best little girl you could imagine. He has over 18 years experience of teaching, leading, writing, creating and consulting. He has written for churches, contributed to several collaborative publications, and written a #1 Best Selling Devotional on Amazon. Don't hesitate to ask if you think he could help you and your ministry in any way.

About the Author

Ron
Ron is happily married to his best friend, and dad to the best little girl you could imagine. He has over 18 years experience of teaching, leading, writing, creating and consulting. He has written for churches, contributed to several collaborative publications, and written a #1 Best Selling Devotional on Amazon. Don't hesitate to ask if you think he could help you and your ministry in any way.

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